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9:43 a.m. - 2003-12-16 You know, like the one they did on Michael Jackson. While I can assure you Bruce is not attracted to small children in ANY way, he does, in fact, have some secrets in his past. Perhaps they involve levitating the Pentagon, or maybe he just looks good in a gold lame suit. Or maybe it is his effort to stop a major worldwide conspiracy involving the coal companies, acid rain, and a small and innocent fish. In any case, if Mr. Oaf makes a good deal, perhaps involving some nice Australian candy, I could perhaps be persuaded to tell all.
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